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Updated FAQ

What type of content can be requested?

Writing

Moodboards/Stimboards

Playlists

Headcanon lists

Any trope, ship, dynamic, kink, etc welcome

What cannot be requested?

I’m not doing any writing for mxf or fxf at this time. (You can still send requests for moodboards, stimboards, and playlists.)

No x reader requests of any kind at this time.

I’m not currently taking any requests/asks for Minx or James Marriott.

Where can I send my requests?

For stimboards, playlists, headcanon, and moodboards: ask box.

Please direct all writing requests to my google form.

Do you ignore/delete certain requests or asks?

I do my best to answer every ask and fill every request I receive. If I cannot fill or answer an ask/request, I post about it immediately and explain that it cannot be filled.

Sometimes asks/requests don’t send/go through. I’m always happy to confirm if something sent if you’re unsure.

Asks can take a while and they often get filtered into the queue, requests take even longer. Please be patient.

No requests or asks are just ignored/deleted.

Do you just write for the dsmp?

No, absolutely not. I write for a variety of different streamers and content creators.

Other popular groups/creators I write for: Luzu, Rubius, Mr.Beast, Ludwig, Corpse, Sam and Colby, Supermega, Cold Ones, Game Grumps, and many others.

If you’re unsure, please just ask. I write for a lot of people.

Where else can I find you?

Ao3

Twitter

Discourse Tumblr @brettdoesdiscourse

Bandom Tumblr @release-the-mccracken

Bandom smut Tumblr @bandomredacted

Proship gif Tumblr @proshipgifs

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Proud of Jimmy 🥺 but also why is he gripping his whole cock in the second one

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[poppyscuteworld]

😳😳 excuse me sir?

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[darmanias]

boyfriends 🥹

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[brettdoesdiscourse]

When you post a request or prompt for someone and use the phrase "bonus points for" or "preferably", what do you mean?

It's totally optional and I will not be disappointed if that part isn't included

It's totally optional but I do get disappointed if it's not included

It's somewhat optional

It's not optional, it's part of the request/prompt to be filled

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A person I follow just put Fall Out Boy hate on my dash and I just wanna apologize. I know it must be hard to not have taste.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, maintwt fans would not last a single day in bandom. Maintagging is the accepted way to post bandom stuff. Like it’s very much a universally accepted “don’t like, don’t read” space. Even the hate I see (usually) isn’t crosstagged. Most people just get disgusted by you and block you.

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[release-the-mccracken]

Pick an older bandom ship of mine for science (totally okay to pick based on vibes if you don't know them <3)

Vince Neil x Razzle

Duff McKagan x Slash

Ozzy Osbourne x Randy Rhoads

Slash x Michael Monroe

Dave Mustaine x Lars Ulrich

Brett's Button

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“It’ll happen like it does in the shows. I’ll like her eyes and she’ll like my clothes. Ask her for her digits and I’ll start to sweat. She’ll become the girl that I met on the internet. I bet she’ll be a spice. Forget butterflies, she’ll give me beehives.”

So many tombur vibes!

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Anonymous asked:

unrelated to the previous ask but I love your possum. I would commit second degree murder for her and I wouldn't flinch.

Lucky herself would commit second degree murder and wouldn’t flinch, so you two would probably get along

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Anonymous asked:

i know things take awhile to get through the queue so I wanted to see if someone else would send an anon in about this moment first, but STILL it's gone unmentioned? Fuck that guys, Im taking this into my own hands.

In bra1n l3ak, I believe episode two? Ethan and Sean mention a conversation with Tommy wherein Tommy revealed he doesn't know Jack Black is in a band. Sean makes fun of him for this- "oh he can go FUCK himself for that one"- which, standard course, and then says that "it's good Tommy's not here to defend himself because he'd come up with some ~witty reply~.. that's.. actually very smart, and well thought out-"

AND ETHAN, IMMEDIATELY, IN A VERY OBVIOUSLY TEASING WAY GOES "OH, I CAN'T S T A N D TOMMY HE'S SO SMART AND CHARMING AND A GENUINELY GOOD PERSON-"

And Sean, giggling, cuts in shyly with "..and tall..."

"AND WITH A NICE ACCENT-"

"-well ACTUALLY Tommy doesn't have a "nice" accent, he's from up north. He's got that John snow thing going on."

And from there, he does a John snow impression, and the show continues.

Am I saying this was Ethan making sun of Sean for being a simp? Yes I am. I am also saying the reason the first half of Ethan's rant before Sean cuts in doesn't show Sean's face and instead zooms in on Ethan is probably because it's obvious what a flustered little potato he is. It was really cute.

If I’m not mistaken, all the Brain Leak asks have been answered as soon as I’ve gotten them. So, nobody’s mentioned this before!

There’s two wolves inside you. One wants to believe Ethan was making fun of Jack for being a simp. The other wants to believe it was a genuine conversation where Ethan and Jack were both just fawning over Tommy.

Like, Ethan and Jack are kind of the same person in a basic sense. Kindred souls. And part of that is both being massive softies, I wouldn’t be surprised if Ethan meant every word.

But also, 100% Ethan would make fun of Jack for being a massive simp.